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Have you always been told your obsessed with hanson? Been in denial? Well now you can find out the truth,......

you have the cd in your cd player 24/7

you stare at their posters every night

you record MMMBop, and Where's the Love every time it comes on TV or the radio

you give your hanson posters a "Goodnight Kiss"

you sleep with your hanson posters


you say to every one you see "Zac's mine and there's nothing you can do about it."

you say to every one you see "Tay's mine and there's
nothing you can do about it."

you say to every one you see "Ike's mine and there's nothing you can do about it."

your walls are covered with Hanson stuff

you put Hanson stickers in bizarre places

you got a tattoo that has something to do with hanson

you force yourself to dream about them

you've started to dress like them

youre starting to grow a long braid in your hair just like Tay's

you walk around with a milk-mustache all day, just because they did a milk ad

You could tell ifd I'm obsessed with Hanson because I white all

You absolutely can't stand Hanson Haters and endanger their health everytime you feel that they are offending Hanson! Ie: A girl tore up a Hanson pic I had in my folder and I grabbed her arm, and al;most flipped her over and almost broke her arm! Now she's afraid of even mentioning Hanson around me!

Your walls are plastered with Hanson and you can't tell what your walls looked like before Hanson!

You freak out every time you hear, see, or think about Hanson!

You make music videos to Hanson's songs!

You check Hansonline.com
every single day to see what's new!

you practically run over your dog Gusy-bop in order to pop a tape in the VCR to record another Hanson appearance!

You bug people by talking about them non stop! My mom can't stand hearing about them because she says I'm "obsessed" go figure!

Your mom won't take you to see Hanson's world tour this summer because she says when she took you to see them at the Albertane Tour you wouldn't shut up about them and ever since you went, you went Hanson psycho and she's afraid if you went to see them again, you might endanger yourself or others by doing "crazy Hanson obsessed stuff". Go figure again!

Your friends can't find the way out of your room because it is Hanson camoflauged!

You nicknamed your room "Hansonville!"

You own a website devoted to Hanson.

You have computer print outs of their baby pictures on your walls.

You have a fan club!


You stay up all night writing Hanson stories or thinking about Hanson!

You think you are Hanson's sister and go around thinking that you are one of their friends and you live next door to them! (No offense if you do!)

You go around school pretending to be dating Mackie!

Your nickname is Mackie!

When Hanson-day rolled around, you totally went all out and decorated your room, baked a cake, and called all the radio stations until your fingers hurt!

You are constantly making Hanson crafts.

You are ALWAYS on Ebay.com
looking for totally rare Hanson stuff and don't stop bidding until you get it.

You can now fluently speak the boys- H lingo while listening to IWC2U and watching TTATMON! And if you don't know what those mean, you obviously don't know the lingo! :-)

You spent $39.95 scanning Hanson pictures onto a bed spread and $29.99 making matching Hanson bed sheets and pillows.

You STARTED Hanson family privacy, Justice for Ike, and Author's rights (they rock!) because you love them so much!

You can't tell if you are acting out one of your MANY Hanson fan fiction stopries or are in reality.

You spend all of your allowence buying Hanson stuff or gifts for them.

You sent them yourself for one of their birthdays.

You fall asleep to the heavenly sound of your Taylor Hanson clock ticking above your bed.

You flip for Star Wars because they do.

You flip for The Muppets because "Animal" is on that show and that is Zac's nickname.

You flip for any restraunt that begins with the letter "R" because "Rex's boneless Chicken" starts with the same letter and Hanson eats there.

You can make any little thing such as Sea World relate to Hanson. Oh, and Sea World relates because at Sea World they have dolphins, and Tay likes dolphins! :-)

that's all for now, but more are coming!